Missing Items: Stinky Peterson absent-mindedly left his car upside down at the bottom of Devil’s Hairpin and when he returned the tires were gone. My How...
For Sale: 125 canes and 83 wheelchairs. Contact Reverend Doug Boswell – Faith Healer. · Stinky Peterson’s wife is forcing him to wear blinders now that she...
For Sale: Set of lawn darts complete with hardhats and steel-toed shoes. If interested, contact the guard at the Emergency Door Entrance of the Possum...
Moose Thompson’s daughter has announced her engagement to local unskilled labourer, Lefty Pinkerton. Lefty has a history of behavioural issues. He was voted Least Likely...