Possum Lodge Announcements

- Check out the pics from the final Red Green Regatta in the photo gallery page. Click on the first link after you get to the Photo...

·  Missing Items: Junior Singleton did not leave his heart in San Francisco but he left most of his liver in the Napa Valley.·  My How To...

Missing Items: Stinky Peterson absent-mindedly left his car upside down at the bottom of Devil’s Hairpin and when he returned the tires were gone.  My How...

·        For Sale: Buster Hadfield has a stained glass window for sale for 5 bucks. He’s not sure what the stain is but it smells like...

   Lost Item: Buster Hadfield has misplaced the roof of his barn. It’s mostly grey with dark burn marks around the edges. Was last seen heading...

  For Sale: 125 canes and 83 wheelchairs. Contact Reverend Doug Boswell – Faith Healer. ·        Stinky Peterson’s wife is forcing him to wear blinders now that she...

For Sale: Set of lawn darts complete with hardhats and steel-toed shoes. If interested, contact the guard at the Emergency Door Entrance of the Possum...

Moose Thompson’s daughter has announced her engagement to local unskilled labourer, Lefty Pinkerton. Lefty has a history of behavioural issues. He was voted Least Likely...

   Moose Thompson is still trying to get his daughter married off and is having a Christmas Cocktail Reception for all men in the Possum...

Moose Thompson is aware that his daughter is not particularly attractive so he sent her to the Possum Lake Charm School. They have taught her...