Possum Lodge Announcements

LODGE ANNOUNCEMENTS OCTOBER/14 Moose Thompson has announced that his daughter is moving out to finally be on her own two feet. Moose says it’s about...

Moose Thompson has had no response in trying to find a boyfriend for his daughter so he is throwing in a riding mower, a McDonald’s...

Moose Thompson is trying to find a boyfriend for his daughter. She is 34, still lives at home, doesn’t mind watching sports and is a...

Possum Lake’s only pub, The Crashing Boar, has notified its patrons that none of the draft beer taps are working. Moose Thompson has asked the...

Moose Thompson has been experimenting with gravity and claims that having a body weight exceeding 400 lbs gives him a gravitational pull. Moose says that...

   Local farmer Ezra Stanley has announced an 11th hour stay of execution for his veal calf. The family lost its nerve and has opted...

  Article for Sale: Stinky Peterson has a brand new skateboard for sale. Only used once. Some small scrapes and a dent on the front...

   Stinky Peterson has brewed a massive batch of moonshine for his big party to celebrate March. ‘In like a lion, out like a light.’·       ...

   Congratulations to Flinty McClintock who recently got his black belt in Dung Fu, the least popular of the martial arts, where guys use a...

Flinty McClintock will pick up all of your Christmas trees to use as roller brushes in his organic carwash. Our local newspaper, the Possum Lake...